The next time you’re sitting down with a friend or family member to relax, remember this advice: Never look like a total asshole when it comes to massage therapy.

It might make you feel better, but it’s a huge red flag.

That’s because most massage therapists don’t wear anything underneath their suits, and don’t use their hands to massage the skin.

Instead, they do things like hold their hands together to prevent a blow-job or massage the top of their balls.

But some are willing to risk that impression, and some women actually go for it.

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